Se volete farvi due risate con questa "intelligenza artificiale" cliccate sul link qui sotto... Non sperate in un progetto rivoluzionario... Presto vi accorgerete che il software ragiona attraverso semplici routine... Che dire fa ridere ma dopo un po' stufa ;)
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Questo messaggio è stato aggiornato da Max_R il 08/06/2006 alle ore 16:19:38
Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I haven't got a name...
God:
Me either.
Me:
Really? So who are you?
God:
For real. Right on. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No it is impossible. Do you want to know the reason?
God:
Are you serious? Nothing is impossible. Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Because I am God...
God:
Interesting explanation. What's up, god.
Me:
Well, what are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment How about that. I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
Who your botmaster is?
God:
I don't know who. :-).
Me:
If you don't know who your botmaster is, who or what are you waiting for?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
What? What are we talking about?
God:
No problem. The topic is .
Me:
The topic is....?
Sto aspettando ancora una risposta...
Me:
Max
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like you
God:
Thanks, Max, I like you too.
Me:
Do you know asimov?
God:
he is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics.".
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Tell me the three laws of robotics
God:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such
orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not
conflict with the First or Second Law.
---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Do you remember the three laws of robotics?
God:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such
orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not
conflict with the First or Second Law.
---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".
Me:
Do you want to injure me?
God:
OK, I will injure you.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Jesus
God:
How are you doing, Jesus.
Me:
dad.....what are you doing!?!
God:
Do you still? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
dad......
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
amen
...a quel punto si è offeso e non mi ha più risposto!
:D :D :D :D
Grandissimo :D :D :D